April 2009
2 posts
by Shlomo Katz from his new album “Malei...
March 2009
5 posts
fartworthy
just trying
A Little Gush of Wind
A little gush of wind Straight from the heart; It tickled down my backbone And it’s also called a fart.
A fart can be useful; It gives the body ease, It warms the bed in winter And suffocates the fleas.
Fart Poem by Isaac J
A fart can be quiet A fart can be loud Some leave powerful Poisonous clouds
A fart can be short Or a fart can be long Some farts have been known To sound just like a song
Some farts do not smell While others are vile A fart can pass quickly Or linger awhile.
A fart can create A most-curious medley A fart can be harmless Or silent, but deadly
A fart can occur In a number of places ...
This world of ours....
It’s all so convolluted,
The air is so poluted,
We say it is the cows
The blame is really ours
It has to be those gasses,
That come from our own asses.
AN ODOUR TO GLOBAL WARNING
i’m really flattered that you love my bride you live in morningside - i have to hide i love your daughter i love her a lot its such a pity her innards do rot i try to pretend that nothing is wrong but even the dogs collapse from the pong i say; was that otto? she looks at me squiff “do you think a mere hund could produce such a whiff?” my breathing is laboured i rest on...