Fart Worthy Poetry
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by Shlomo Katz from his new album “Malei Olam”
DeScribe & Y-Love “Change” (official music video) (via modular)
fartworthy
just trying
A Little Gush of Wind
A little gush of wind
Straight from the heart;
It tickled down my backbone
And it’s also called a fart.
A fart can be useful;
It gives the body ease,
It warms the bed in winter
And suffocates the fleas.
Fart Poem by Isaac J
A fart can be quiet
A fart can be loud
Some leave powerful
Poisonous clouds
A fart can be short
Or a fart can be long
Some farts have been known
To sound just like a song
Some farts do not smell
While others are vile
A fart can pass quickly
Or linger awhile.
A fart can create
A most-curious medley
A fart can be harmless
Or silent, but deadly
A fart can occur
In a number of places
And leave everyone
With strange looks on their faces
From wide open prairies
To small elevators
A fart will find all of us
Sooner or later
So be not afraid
Of the invisible gas
For always remember
That farts too, shall pass
This world of ours....
It’s all so convolluted, The air is so poluted, We say it is the cows The blame is really ours It has to be those gasses, That come from our own asses.
AN ODOUR TO GLOBAL WARNING
i’m really flattered
that you love my bride
you live in morningside -
i have to hide
i love your daughter
i love her a lot
its such a pity her
innards do rot
i try to pretend
that nothing is wrong
but even the dogs
collapse from the pong
i say; was that otto?
she looks at me squiff
“do you think a mere hund
could produce such a whiff?”
my breathing is laboured
i rest on the bench
my skin tone is rancid
from the terrible stench
you may well think
i’m going on a bit
but you don’t wake up
all covered in schit
a new day arises
the air is so clean
and then arrives the farting machine
